Andrea

Andrea og jeg skrev dikt i timene på videregående. De ble ikke sykt barnslige og vulgære og teite i det hele tatt. Her er ett:

Am I a cow or a blooming flower?
I was a man, but now I am female
I lost my dick but not my power
I now have titties, but my name is still Gale.

Tonight, tonight, tonight, kukkkk
What do you want from me mother?
Not my cat I hope. A mamelukk?
I thy face want to smother.

OHHHHH, those crazy days
I was straight in many ways
But how I wanted long, blonde hair
My heart only for boys did care.

I remember my first love Timmy
He was a wild tiger in bed.
He said he learned from Jimmy
He fucked his dad when dead.

Now I have learned to live with this
It's not a shame to enjoy a dick
And I certainly enjoy that of HIS
Allthough swallowing makes me sick.

But Timmy said it does me good
And he will give me free food
And I sure accepted that
It's better than to sex my cat.

Now I and Timmy travel far
To find the Lord and play guitar
We met some boys and had a blast
We stuck metal sticks in our dicks and ejaculated fast.

Their names were Pete and John and Betty
Pete didn't satisfy and neither did John
But Betty surprised by pooping spaghetti
We all ate it and flew to Hong Kong.

It was an ugly place but we settled down
We wanted more poop, but cornfree please
We got some from a jolly guy who's face was brown
He said he hated corn so we ate at ease.

He asked to meet his chinese goat
We thought to ourselves "Free escrements let's go!"
So we took off in his yellow boat
But it was soooooooo slooooow.

We kicked his butt and jumped overboard
A fish, a shrimp, a shrimp, a fish
This is food for us, OH LORD!